i have been known to exist.
💗 elke
we will either become mutuals or i will not accept your follow request/possibly unfollow after some period of time. (few exceptions apply)
Pronouns
[she/her] ⊕ [they/them] (EN)
website
https://nelle.observer age
mid-twenties
bluesky
https://bsky.app/profile/nelle.observer
@limebot
did, did limebot and her wife breakup?
elkes only crime is being british
i may be physically smaller but you have smaller vibes
@limebot true, i need to make sure limebot falls into the right hands
sometimes elke will say a very british phrase when im least expecting it and then im reminded that the british are real and not some made up thing
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i dont have a punchline, i just had a panic attack and im hot and a girl so
hotgirl shit is having a panic attack and then
forum post begins with
"hello fellow sufferers...."
thisll be good
glad to be an obscure creature not many are aware of
can a sandy clay loam girl and a silty clay loam girl really be in love
@sam cant believe you would say this
the guy at the top of the train in the polar express was a trainhopper
@pierogiburo you could also just get a markov bot to start doing it for you
oomoomf (one of my one of my followers)
i deserve unlimited resources for my hobbies
@limebot limebot, what the fuck are you talking about
do you think she wants attention from somebody maybe?
i love going to a service industry business website to apply, and seeing images of people in uniform smiling and laughing as if they are having the times of their lives
in reality if you go to any of these places the workers look and sound like the company is actively trying to kill them (they are)
