i have been known to exist.
💗 elke
we will either become mutuals or i will not accept your follow request/possibly unfollow after some period of time. (few exceptions apply)
Pronouns
[she/her] ⊕ [they/them] (EN)
website
https://nelle.observer age
mid-twenties
bluesky
https://bsky.app/profile/nelle.observer
my computer simply bends to my will
because i dont want to go at this problem the hard way, im going to have to work around it the hard way
me: time to work on a project
girlfriend: what if instead i aim an orbital cannon at you and fire
imagine nelle alone at her home, giggling to herself about the dumbass shitpost she just made
Graphical Iraphical Fraphical
orbital cannon strike to anyone calling it "gif" or "jif" and not "G. I. F."
and that candy will be for me, and ill give him a cut for doing the deed
ignore that i cant have much candy
going to send my little brother on a mission this halloween, he’ll go around the neighborhood and get his candy, then come back and swap costumes, and get a second amount of candy
food
i made you breakfast
imagine your girlfriend being the java duck
doctor diagnosed me with severe chronic anxiety, chronic depression, ADHD, and giftedness
its a daily struggle to function but we out here
that catchers cola ultra is the shit man
Cmon Gordon you know I cant let you through without your suit on
