i have been known to exist.
💗 elke
we will either become mutuals or i will not accept your follow request.
Pronouns
[she/her] ⊕ [they/them] (EN)
website
https://nelle.observer age
mid-twenties
bluesky
https://bsky.app/profile/nelle.observer
nice post bestie, mind if i kill u,
what do you think would happen if i just
my bank app tried to request root access 
i dont get paid until tmrw night before going back to work for a week :(
would be so crazy if u gave me $30 so i can buy snacks
the 100 is so funny, like
okay the apocalypse occurred, bombs were dropped everywhere, people flew to space, and then they came back thinking earth would be uninhabitable still (it would* be), but found out it was habitable, things apparently evolved pretty insanely in 100 years, and a lot of extremely complex societal changes for survivors on the ground occurred.
a LOT of this shit simply could not have happened in such a short timespan, they all talk about things like it was actually 400 years or something
i feel so powerful being able to make this joke
the "F" on my birth certificate stands for "fella" bcz im just a lil guy
all 3 jetlagged boys have the "white guy raised mormon in utah" vibes
u wouldnt get it
stop rushing yourself, its gonna kill you
@pancakes not sure but kde recognizes it as unfinished business and waits for the process to end before continuing
kitty's "process still running, r u sure you want to close window" thing blocks my computer from shutting down its annoying
sex is fake, manufactured by big Allo to control you
been receiving a lot of botted friend requests on steam lately, all brand new accounts with AI generated anime girl pfps
one a day, really annoying
