these pieces were created 300 years ago, during the years of 2023 and 2024 it was once thought that the collection consisted of just ten pieces however, earlier this year a reel of film tape marked "iii. country song in reverse," on one side and "daoboys sea world footage" on the other was discovered in the occupied zone of mena, arkansas we here at the museum of failure were lucky enough to have the artifact marked as historically important and the reel was shipped across border checkpoints having now seen the collection in its potential final form we now know that these pieces weren't just created by man but by heartbreak, anguish, frustration, infidelity, lust, addiction, divorce and suffering one may imagine the head of a constantly changing beast ripping open the author of these words with more and more blood the head of a fox wearing the young writer's body to prop them up whilst the second head of the pig snuffs out every word of regret this is true failure, embodied and immortalized this is embarrassment painted over the first and last name of the grave (is the recording on?) this is i don't want to see you in heaven by the callous daoboys
trash talking to the non-existent camera my half-cocked journalistic endeavors my black helicopters and cia scanners it's 1 to 2 over under on the drama queen laying on their floor, trying to sleep until thursday when they wake up fine
